what am i, a hat factory?

so, i crochet. i'm relatively new to it, seeing as how i picked it up like a couple of months ago. and i don't design anything on my own(that's what the internet's for ;D). but that isn't really the problem.

so i make a hat, my mom loves it, runs around the damn house with it, etc etc.

we decided to visit her while she was on break at mcdonalds(yes, she works there. and idc what you think since she loves it), and she goes and decides to ask all of her friends if they want hats like mine.

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